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Seeing as how he alone controlled whether the heir to the throne of Russia lived or died, Rasputin quickly became the most powerful motherfucker in Russia. He used his position close to the Tsar’s family to exert his will over the government, ensure that men loyal to him were installed in the highest cabinet positions, and quickly quash any formal attempts to investigate his background, his private life, or his ridiculously-sketchy past. 13″ monstrosity of a dong so infamous that it actually has its own goddamned Wikipedia entry. According to legend, after Rasputin’s death in 1916 his penis was actually stolen by a local woman and placed in a jar of formaldehyde.